Political jokes for September (updated all month)

6 Sep

Your honor, this bag of coke was not marked “Illegal”, and this young woman was not marked “15” when I purchased them.

Hillary’s campaign team is really beginning to smell. But it’s not their fault. They don’t know what “wiped” means.


Hillary can’t drive, fax, use an IPad, make tea, or open TV Guide. She’s an invalid. That’s why Bill had to find someone who could fuck.
Dr. Ben Carson is catching up to Trump in the polls; it’s really true – once you go black, you don’t go back.

(Joke #1 from reason reader “Ayn Random Variation”)

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