Political jokes for September (updated all month)

6 Sep

Your honor, this bag of coke was not marked “Illegal”, and this young woman was not marked “15” when I purchased them.
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Hillary’s campaign team is really beginning to smell. But it’s not their fault. They don’t know what “wiped” means.

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Hillary can’t drive, fax, use an IPad, make tea, or open TV Guide. She’s an invalid. That’s why Bill had to find someone who could fuck.
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Dr. Ben Carson is catching up to Trump in the polls; it’s really true – once you go black, you don’t go back.




(Joke #1 from reason reader “Ayn Random Variation”)

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