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Alec Baldwin inspires conservative heterosexuals to musical comedy

1 Jul

by Da Tech Guy


Why does Baldwin get a pass, because he can (with apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan) sing this song:
I am the very model of a modern Media Liberal,
I’ve information vegan, and organic and Earth-centrical,
I know all of the Kennedys, can quote court fights historical
From Roe v. Wade down to Prop eight, in order categorical.

I’m very well acquainted, with the need to tax the richest man,
I grasp John Maynard Keynes, and of State-spending I’m a real fan,
About Obamanomics I am teeming with a lot o’ news, (hmmm lot o’news…)
With many cheerful stats to show Recovery is not a ruse!

Media Chorus: With many cheerful stats to show Recovery is not a ruse

With many cheerful stats to show Recovery is not a ruse

With many cheerful stats to show Recovery is not is not a ruse.


I’m good with Krugman’s thought: indeed, I understand his calculus;
I know each species whose survival may indeed be grave at risk
In short, in matters vegan, and organic and Earth-centrical
I am the very model of a modern Media Liberal,

Media Chorus:  In short, in matters vegan, and organic and Earth-centrical,

He is the very model of a modern Media Liberal,

I know our mythic history, Marg’ret Sanger to Obama;
I follow all pop music and the best of Cable Drama,
I understand quite clearly global warning’s threat and dire purview
And laugh at every quip that shows the ignorance of W!

I’m comf’rtable with lyrics all Nicki Minaj has put to pen
But hear sublim’nal racism in all that Rush could ever ken
I see so very surely that Bill Clinton is a feminist (feminist, feminist??? ah why not.)
Unlike that Sarah Palin, who is simply just completely dense.

Media Chorus: Unlike that Sarah Palin, who is simply just completely dense.

Unlike that Sarah Palin, who is simply just completely dense.

Unlike that Sarah Palin, who is simply just completely completely dense.


I can detail the nature full of  Occupy’s most noble cause
And tell you that The Teaparty is astroturf, with many flaws:
In short, in matters vegan and organic and Earth-centricial,
I am the very model of a modern Media Liberal,

Media Chorus:  In short, in matters vegan, and organic and Earth-centricial,

He is the very model of a modern Media Liberal,

I know that G-m foods are bad for all the tragic poor to eat
I can’t abide a restaurant unless it serves organic meat
I know that an abortion is a right most constitutional
And citizens with firearms is strictly just militianal

I see Islamophobia each soul that’s pure quite right eschews
and, as we know, our problems come from Christians and religious Jews,
I clear see why conservatism is a racist strategy – (strategy hmmm)
You’ll say a better Liberal has never been on your TV

Media Chorus:  You’ll say a better Liberal has never been on your TV

You’ll say a better Liberal has never been on your TV

You’ll say a better Liberal has never been on your TV


I know the State of Israel’s the mirror of South Africay
And Say we must recall all troops right back inside the USA
In short in matters vegan and organic and Earth-centricial,,
I am the very model of a modern Media Liberal!

Media Chorus:  In short, in matters vegan, and organic and Earth-centricial,

He is the very model of a modern Media Liberal!

Want to get a media pass on any and every offense?  Learn to live this song.  Any questions?  (My thanks to James Marley for his invaluable help & critique)
Update:  Can’t you just see Steve Crowder making a video of this song?
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July has come. As I failed to may a full paycheck in any week in June (just missed it last week) and failed to make the Mortgage payment by nearly $400 dollars I’m not sorry to see it go.
Hopefully July will be more successful, but I don’t make that decision, you do.

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