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Batman Movie Scrapped by Horrible On Set Tragedy

23 Aug
Star Eats Co-Star in Horrible Cannibal Murder!

Duck Affleck, plagued by substance abuse and mental problems that have led to repeated hospitalizations, ate his co-star, the GEICO Gecko, whose casting as Robin had been kept under wraps, during an on set dispute during the first day of shooting.

Affleck was arrested and is awaiting bail in the psychiatric wing of the Vancouver Island Regional Correctional Centre .  

Funeral services will be held for G. Gecko’s tail, which was undigested, this weekend, at the Kensico Cemetery in Valhalla, New York.