Ann Coulter where art thou!

With apologies to Mrs. Schlafly for violating her privacy, but I am sure she is a good sport who likes humor (and I am going to follow her back!):

Hi, Bruce!

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Angela Keaton	8:11 PM (23 hours ago)
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You are my fucking hero. You can quote me on that.