Radley Balko has a FaceBook Note where he aggregates all the variously droolingly stupid and foamingly rabid headlines from articles at places like Stalon.com (a website President Putin funds as a vanity project for his American concubine Joan Walsh) or TrapNeuterRelease (a magazine on a lifeline from a Facebook billionaire for eunuchs and people with congenital deformities of the crotch who were misdiagnosed as gay).
(We’ve commented on a number of these before at IL ourselves.)
Since I think Radley’s ethics won’t actually allow him to shoot me, I am reproducing it here without even asking:
Portrait of an obsession: Every Alternet and/or Salon headline about libertarians from the last three years.
New articles up to July 2015
Libertarianism is for white men
What Rand Paul’s libertarian hypocrisy reveals about the GOP’s giant race problem
America’s libertarian freakshow: Inside the free-market fetish of Rand Paul & Ted Cruz
Rise of the techno-Libertarians: The 5 most socially destructive aspects of Silicon Valley
Big Data’s big libertarian lie: Facebook, Google and the Silicon Valley ethical overhaul we need
Elon Musk will not save us: Why libertarians waiting for a superman are wasting everyone’s time
Beware the Silicon Valley elite: Ayn Rand, Google libertarianism and Indiana’s “religious freedom”
I was a troll on the white dude-bro Internet: The dark side of gaming, libertarianism, and guns
Rand Paul’s civil rights fiasco: How Jon Stewart just unmasked him — and exposed libertarians’ perverted view of freedom
Rand Paul’s dystopian America: 6 things to know about the war-mongering, faux libertarian
5 Worst Things About the Techno-Libertarians Solidifying Their Grasp on Our Economy and Culture
Liberland: Hundreds of Thousands Apply to Live in the World’s Newest—Very Tiny—Libertarian ‘Country’
Rand Paul, Doofus: The Libertarian’s Embarrassing “Racial Outreach”
Will War Between the Religious Right and Libertarians Tear the Tea Party Apart?
My Personal Libertarian Hell: How I Enraged the Movement and Paid the Price
How Big Business Invented the Theology of ‘Christian Libertarianism’ and the Gospel of Free Markets
Welcome to ‘Libertarian Island’: Inside the Frightening Economic Dreams of Silicon Valley’s Super Rich
It’s Bizarre: Libertarians Are Clueless About the ‘Free Market’ That They Worship
The True History of Libertarianism in America: A Phony Ideology to Promote a Corporate Agenda
New articles up to March 2015
Libertarianism is for petulant children: Ayn Rand, Rand Paul and the movement’s sad “rebellion”
The atheist libertarian lie: Ayn Rand, income inequality and the fantasy of the “free market”
Nightmare libertarian project turns country into the murder capital of the world
21 Rand Paul quotes that expose libertarianism for the con job it is
Ann Coulter: Libertarian voters are “idiots” who deserve to “drown”
My unusual libertarian journey: How a former outlaw broke the political mold
Libertarian Sham: Using the L Word to Hide Even Worse Politics
Ayn Rand’s capitalist paradise lost: The inside story of a libertarian scam
The sharing economy is a lie: Uber, Ayn Rand and the truth about tech and libertarians
Rand Paul’s libertarian hoax: Why his latest strategy is a sham
“That’s something that should make libertarians nervous”: Inside the tumultuous rise of an American ideology
You’re Not the Boss of Me! Why Libertarianism Is a Childish Sham
Big Economic Theory Underpinning Libertarian Economics Is Total Baloney
The True History of Libertarianism in America: A Phony Ideology to Promote a Corporate Agenda
Koch-Tied Group Tries to Trick Stoners Into Voting for Wisconsin Libertarian
Rand Paul’s Quest to Woo Young People — What Does It Mean for Libertarianism?
Koch Brothers: Teach Our Libertarian Claptrap and Get Millions for Your College!
What Happened When Some Libertarians Went Off to Build Ayn Rand’s Vision of Paradise
New articles up to September 2014
Confessions of a recovering Libertarian: How I escaped a world of Ron Paul hero worship
Rand Paul gets schooled: Libertarian fantasies don’t help kids learn — teachers do
Ferguson brings the libertarians: Why a new coalition has everyone confused
Libertarians’ true identity revealed: Rich conservatives OK with gay people, basically
The GOP’s libertarian time bomb: Why “going Rand” would be an electoral disaster
The 7 strangest libertarian ideas
The atheist libertarian lie: Ayn Rand, income inequality and the fantasy of the “free market”
Ann Coulter: Libertarian voters are “idiots” who deserve to “drown”
Ron Paul’s no Nirvana, and this isn’t the “Libertarian Moment”
Proof the GOP’s newfound “libertarianism” is a big ol’ sham
Stephen Colbert skewers libertarian scheme: “I’m tired of the whole idea of a melting pot in America”
The GOP’s new holy land: How libertarianism is changing the face of the Republican Party
Rand Paul, Giant Libertarian Fraud
Koch Brothers: Teach Our Libertarian Claptrap and Get Millions for Your College!
How Hanging Out With Libertarians Made Me Stop Being a Libertarian
You Don’t Know What ‘Libertarian’ Means
Some Self-Described Libertarians Can’t Distinguish Libertarian from Communist or Unitarian
What Happened When Some Libertarians Went Off to Build Ayn Rand’s Vision of Paradise
NYT Sunday Magazine Falls Hook, Line and Sinker For Libertarians’ Big Propaganda Lie
Why Are Koch Brothers Trying to Masquerade as Libertarians?
Ugly Right-Wing Underbelly of the Libertarian Cause on Display at Silicon Valley Conference
7 Libertarian Upstarts Who Might Help Democrats Keep Their U.S. Senate Majority: These beer-swilling, racist, movie junkie, misogynist and plain-jane Libertarians might just help Dems keep the Senate.
Libertarians’ Sneaky New Crusade
What would the Founding Fathers have thought about our libertarian crazies?
Death of a Libertarian Fantasy: Why Dreams of a Digital Utopia Are Rapidly Fading Away
How the Libertarian Agenda Drowns Out Rational Approaches to Major Social Problems Like Guns and Auto Accidents
How Libertarianism Would Actually Curtail Human Freedom
Disgraced coal baron rebrands himself as libertarian activist
Libertarians’ anti-government crusade: Now there’s an app for that
Why I left libertarianism: An ethical critique of a limited ideology
The question libertarians just can’t answer
Grow up, Libertarians!
New articles up to May 2014
Google shows libertarians the money
Cliven Bundy’s next sick libertarian paradise: Georgia wants you to die from gun violence
Libertarians’ scary new star: Meet Bryan Caplan, the right’s next “great” philosopher
Fresh Silicon Valley libertarian idiocy: Government is “slavery”
The libertarian dream crypto-currency is here — but its fate remains uncertain
Piketty shrugged: How the French economist dashed libertarians’ Ayn Randian fantasies
Astra Taylor’s radical Internet critique: “I don’t want to give in to the libertarian logic of our time”
Ralph Nader Wants You to Join Right-Wing Libertarians to Solve America’s Problems: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
New articles up to April 2014
Don’t Leave Bitcoin to the Libertarians! Why the Progressive Movement Needs Open Source Money
Young, rich and politically ignorant: Sean Parker and the next generation of libertarian billionaires
Cause for trepidation: Libertarians’ newfound concern for prison reform
10 reasons Americans should be wary of Rand Paul’s libertarianism — especially millennials
Libertarians’ delusional “New Atlantis” fantasy: Floating ocean city-states
CEO of Reddit: “The userbase for bitcoin is basically crazy libertarians”
Game over: How libertarians lost the battle for Bitcoin’s soul
Why We Should Be Suspicious of the Libertarian Right’s Newfound Concern for Prison Reform
3 inconvenient facts that make libertarians’ heads explode
Libertarians’ ethical gap: Why their alliance with Christians is based on contempt
Sorry, libertarians: The IRS is going to levy taxes on your bit coins
Articles from 2012 to February 2014
Letter to an Angry Libertarian
The Libertarian Billionaire Agenda Propelling the Tea Party Monster That Has Shut Down Congress
What America Would Look Like If Libertarians Got Their Way
Why Atheist Libertarians Are Part of America’s 1 Percent Problem
Libertarian Writings that Read Like Comic Books
The True History of Libertarianism in America: A Phony Ideology to Promote a Corporate Agenda
Latest Major Chemical Spill Exposes Flaws of Libertarian Approach to Govt.
Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members
The Terrifying Future Envisioned By Libertarians
Meet Former GOP Public Relations Flak Radley Balko, Now a Libertarian Crusader Against Police Militarization
How a Libertarian Used Ayn Rand’s Crazy Philosophy to Drive Sears Into the Ground
The Libertarian Con: Favorite ‘Rebel’ Ideology of the Ruling Class
Libertarian Developer’s Ayn Rand Fantasy Is Detroit’s Latest Nightmare
How an Ayn Rand-Loving Libertarian Destroyed The Company He Runs With His Cultish Objectivist Theories
Exposed: How a Lot of the Libertarian Outrage Over Govt. Spying Is Just Shilling for the Private Surveillance Biz
Don’t Be Fooled by Pot-Loving Libertarian Gary Johnson — He Works for the 1%
Libertarian Activist Openly Loads Shotgun and Calls for Revolution in D.C.
Are Right-Wing Libertarian Internet Trolls Getting Paid to Dumb Down Online Conversations?
The Really Creepy People Behind the Libertarian-Inspired Billionaire Sea Castles
A Rand Paul Presidential Campaign Would Teach Americans Just How Vicious and Anti-Social the Libertarian Agenda Is
The Ultimate Escape: The Bizarre Libertarian Plan of Uploading Brains into Robots to Escape Society
Jon Stewart Eviscerates Free-Market Libertarianism in Bit on Illegal Foreclosure
Libertarian Suggests Children Should be Trained to Tackle Shooters
Exposed: How a Lot of the Libertarian Outrage Over Govt. Spying Is Just Shilling for the Private Surveillance Biz
Ayn Randroids and Libertarians Join Forces: Will Her Noxious Philosophy Further Infect America?
Libertarians in 2013: The Even Whiter, Wealthier, WASPier Bastion of Republican Party
Politically Isolated Libertarians Go Literal, Consolidating Plans For Man-Made Libertarian Islands
Why Libertarians Play the Clowns in the Circus Show Called the Republican Party
Libertines v. Libertarians: Dominique Strauss-Kahn’s Rejection of Sexual Restraints
The secret libertarianism of Uber & Airbnb
Great Disawakening: A Burgeoning Libertarian Contagion?
When libertarianism fails
Libertarians with money, scarier than a black man with a gun
Christie slams ‘libertarian’ trend on security
Libertarianism’s Amorality
Colonial Americans Were Not Libertarians!
Why Libertarianism Loses Me (Hint: Because I Love Steak)
Bringing back feudalism-Is libertarianism an unwitting tool?
The question libertarians just can’t answer
Why I fled libertarianism — and became a liberal
Confessions of a former Libertarian: My personal, psychological and intellectual epiphany
5 libertarian oligarchs who made fortunes off the government they want to destroy
GOP’s epic internal struggle: The modernists vs. libertarian fabulists
“The Daily Show” destroys Fox News libertarian Andrew Napolitano for blaming the Civil War on Abraham Lincoln
Edward Snowden: A libertarian hero
Don’t ally with libertarians: Ideologues co-opt an anti-NSA rally
11 questions to see if libertarians are hypocrites
A Bitcoin libertarian disaster: The Silk Road gets busted
5 bogus libertarian talking points
Libertarians are very confused about capitalism
A libertarian nightmare: Bitcoin meets Big Government
Libertarians: Still a cult
The screwed generation: Libertarian, not liberal
Grow up, Libertarians!
“The Walking Dead”: Anti-libertarian critique
A libertarian man’s surprising proposal: Gender quotas!
“Libertarian populism” = Ayn Rand in disguise
Sorry, libertarians: You’re still hypocrites
How to beat libertarians on the economy
Antonin Scalia, civil libertarian?
Judge behind Verizon order tied to free trip from libertarian think tank
Here’s what’s wrong with Ayn Rand, libertarians
Libertarians are even whiter and wealthier than the GOP
The libertarian/marijuana conspiracy to swing the election
Libertarians name North Dakota “most free” state
Is Werner Herzog a libertarian?
“The Libertarian Case for Mitt Romney” is hilarious
Rand Paul tries to sell social conservatives on libertarianism
Thom Hartmann: Libertarians are pushing us over a cliff
Liberals should unite with Libertarians (sometimes)
Libertarians who don’t understand liberty
Ann Coulter gets booed by a roomful of libertarians
Libertarians fear Obamacare so much they closed the government
How Libertarian-Style Capitalism Killed My Father and My Best Friends