The Devolving Miss M, Bette Midler passes into her dotage, wishes Hitler had won

Happy Independence Day! Just think, if we hadn’t won that war, today wouldn’t be a holiday AND we’d have health care.
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) July 4, 2013

In going Nancy Pelosi’s Orwellian interpretation of the Declaration of Independence one better the Devolving Miss M wishes that the American Revolution had never happened.

She seems unaware that if that had happened, the UK would be a Nazi province, America might be a German colony, and she would be a favorite Hawaiian dish, SPAM on toast.

Bette Midler (long, long ago)